Filed under: Beef, Music | Tags: Amirite?, Hipsters, Mixtapes, Music, Muxtape, Sex Rock HARD OMG, These Interents is Blowin Up
Nostalgia is for pussies. Just because something was totally sweet when you were twelve doesn’t mean that anything now that you’re twenty five. I mean, when I was twelve I used to think that it would be totally awesome to have a tree house where a whole bunch of hot, naked babes were just hanging out, ready to play naked Twister on my beck and command. But maybe thats a bad example because I’m still really into naked chicks and flexibility promoting party games and I’m especially into getting broads to do things per my request. Anyway, I digress. Look, my original point was that the rear-view mirror of retrospect is too often reflected with rose colored glass. Things are better in 2008; televisions are bigger, porn is freer, and music sounds better. I’d like to stress the last point, again, for emphasis: music sounds better. I get it: that mixtape you remember making, the one were you accidentally supplanted the last thirty seconds of Bush’s “I Don’t Wanna Come Back Down” with Cracker’ s “Low,” reminds you of riding the bus home, rocking a bowl cut, and being way too cool for your moms. But its not 1994 anymore. So lets just drop the fucking cassette mix tape chatter, ya feel me? Hipsters are main culprits of this dictum. And hipsters are the lowest form of social beast. But then again, who am I to judge? Maybe I’ve been wrong the whole time. Maybe white sport jackets really are cool. Maybe the Electric Six is a good band. Maybe the “It’s the twenty first century but I’ve got a motherfucking Walkman strapped to my tapered black man jeans and I’m wearing these super sweet white PF Flyers” look is actually hottt. Actually, fuck that. I’m not wrong. Hipsters suck, electronic-based sex rock is a fucking hatchet job excuse for music, and scarves with short sleeve t-shirts is the actualized hallmark of a legitimate and resolute queef.
In the name of progress, lets talk about Muxtape. It takes what was great about mix tapes – throwing together a bunch of songs you’re stoked on – and transposes musical wonderlust with the modern convenience of digital media. It’s simple: create an account name (which subsequently becomes part of your personal URL), upload some songs from your computer onto a website, and pass out the link to your crew. The best part is that you don’t have to download either a media player or the song itself. It’s all streaming. Like I said, 2008 fucking rules. And if you’re a hipster, my advice would be to straighten out your act, keep your nose clean, and go tell your barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.
(1) Ghosts of Modern Man – Left a Mark (2) Seven Storey Mountain – Politician (3) Andrew Johnson Jihad – Brave as a Noun (4) The Lemonheads – Big Gay Heart (5)Ester Drang- Felicity, Darling (6) Okkervil River – Red, Live (7) Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – Bring it On (8 ) Tom Waits – I Can’t Wait to Get Off Work (And See My Baby on Montgomery Avenue) (9) Black and White Children – Graveyard Earth (10) The One A.M. Radio – Calamity Jane (the David Slade) (11) The Mercury Program – Marianas (12) Unbunny – Snow Tires
Filed under: Literature, Music | Tags: Hemingway, MASH UP, Music, Poorly Done, Post-Rock, This Will Destroy You
E. Hemingway – “The Gambler, the Nun, and the Radio”
vs.
This Will Destroy You – “A Three-Legged Workhorse”
Filed under: Writing | Tags: Death, Fishing, God, The Pope, The Pope: a Pederass?!!
Today, in the office building where I work, a co-worker choked on a bite of apple and died on the floor. They found her collapsed beneath her desk, blue-faced and cold. The paramedics arrived and they put her on stretcher, waited patiently for the elevator, and wheeled her out into the day and the rain. I’ve never had any specific interaction with this woman. She was just someone I saw in the hallway, on the stairs, in the lobby. I can’t think we ever exchanged anything more than brief glances. In fact, I can’t even remember a time when I said as much as hello to her. And so, her death doesn’t really impact me, be it either directly or tributarily. But still, dying seems like such an abstruse and absolute event, both spectacularly acerbic and depressingly macabre. After she was carted out, the building sort of went quiet. People shrugged their shoulders and sat in their offices, unsure, exactly, of the protocol they should follow. Something big happened, sure. But how should one recognize, rationalize, and reflect that momentum? We all tasted the levity, the thick gray cloud settling uncomfortably into the building. We paused, some, maybe, for longer than others. And then, we all sort of just went on with our days. Does that sound harsh, uncaring?
(1) The Mountain Goats – Flashing Lights (2) The Robot Ate Me – They Ate Themselves (3) Jason Anderson – Our Winter (4) The Jim Yoshi Pile Up – Thanksgiving Grey (5) Spiritualized – Lay It Down Slow (6) The Minus Story – Miles and Miles (7) Shearwater- Safeway (8 ) Headphones – Gas and Matches (9) Neutral Milk Hotel – Communist Daughter (10) Illinois – Headphones (11) The One A.M. Radio (Wind Up Bird Cover) – Wheat and Chaff (12) Kind of Like Spitting – Worker Bee #7438 – F87904 (13) Panda & Angel – China (14) Foot Foot – Hysterical
Filed under: Writing
For thirty six years and nine months, my father – Alfred Gerhardt Brausch – sold assorted fruit drinks and overpriced, low quality beef hotdogs at the Vienna international airport (Flughafen Wien-Schwechat, if it matters). Through the modernizations and the cosmopolitan expansion of living, he would stand in the simmering white cloud of Halle C with a smile that almost certainly belied his inner dealings. But always, he would say: I love my job. It is who I am. And the people, his customers, they would come and go and come and go.
Mostly screamo and french skram, this mixtape also features Japan’s criminally underrated 1000 Travels of Jawaharlal and obvious classics from bands like The Funeral Diner, Orchid, and Joshua Fit For Battle.
(1) The Funeral Diner – Collapsing (2) Heaven in Her Arms – Filled Up with a Bruise (3) The Birthday Boyz – II (4) Pg. 99 – Del Emundo Ileno De Mocio (5) Amen Ra – Promise (6) Joshua Fit for Battle – Classic Song (7) 1000 Travels of Jawaharlal – On the Highway Midnight (8 ) Sed Non Satiata – Pessimiste, Toi Aussi Saisis Ton Reve (9) Lion of the North – I Am Orion (10) Usurp Synapse – Maybe You Should Kill Yourself (11) Aussitot Mort – Le Desespoir Des Singes (12) Hot Cross – Putting the Past Right (13) Spirit of Versailles – Everything Else Comes Second (14) You and I – Threading a Needle (15) Orchid – And the Cat Turned to Smoke (16) Portrait – Summer Solstice (17) Bella Epoque – Il Est Trop Tard (18 ) Gantz – Les Premices Du Beton (19) Raein – Tigersuit
Filed under: Music | Tags: A World Without Horses is a Beautiful One, Minus the Bear, New, Planet of Ice, Video
Since WordPress limits the sites which can be used for embedding purposes, I cannot directly insert the video. To view, please click here.
A couple words on the video itself:
Despite rampant over-acting, this has to be one of my favorite Minus the Bear videos ever. True love, as they say, relies primarily on happenchance. Also, dude man needs to work on those low post skills – namely, keeping the elbows down. Refs can see that shit from a mile away. The point being, of course, if you play the “wrong way” (thats a shout-out to the always enigmatic Larry Brown, btw), you’ll be sitting on the bench.
Filed under: Music | Tags: Fast Times with Loose Women, Free Music, New Album
You can stream Polar Bear Club’s recently released Sometimes Things Just Disappear, in its entirety, here.
In recent years, post-rock has become the urban sprawl of independent music. Invasive, bloated, and undeniably comfortable, it has steadily, albeit consciously, delineated from its richer, more substantive origins to assume the role of pleasant background music, antiseptically reliable but hopelessly predictable. Tortoise’s feral meanderings and Mogwai’s bulky, aggressive overtones have been replaced by Explosions in the Sky’s brand of sanitized consonance and Mono’s overly dramatic pensiveness. It’s not that the offerings of Explosions in the Sky or Mono (or the busload of other contemporaries that base their musical existence on the twelve minute, crescendo-climax-outro formula) aren’t aesthetically appealing. Rather, it just seems as if the genre has lost its creative compass, settling for pedestrian acquiescence in lieu of any sort tangible imaginative progression.
Do Make Say Think’s fifth and latest full length, You, You’re a History in Rust, however, proves that all is not lost in the post-rock world. Certainly, upon first glance, the most remarkable aspect of the album is its application of vocals to several different tracks and its deeply texturized, pine and earth feel. Described by the band as “like moths drawn to a flame, instruments trace erratic circles around a flickering, elusive centre,” You, You’re a History in Rust is a continuation of Do Make Say Think’s non-studious and oft-pragmatic legacy. Like its predecessors, &Yet &Yet and Winter Hymn Country Hymn Secret Hymn, You, You’re a History in Rust is a rational, cognitive evolution forward – the sort of artistic adeptness that is both wonderfully imaginative and eerily absent from other contemporary post-rock outfits.
Like all Do Make Say Think albums, individual songs are mere components within the greater architecture of the overall album. That is, the album is a collective patchwork of compromise, carefully, albeit dynamically, constructed to be appreciated as a singularly cohesive product. For example, the opening track, “Bound to Be that Way”, is meticulously and beautifully mired in ethereal irresolution: breathy percussion cautiously surrenders to an almost indifferent conglomerate of keys, coniferous guitar notes, and veiled wood instrumentation. The song serves as an introduction to You, You’re a History in Rust, a basal prelude to the organic theme of the album as a whole.
Widely commented upon by both band and critics is Do Make Say Think’s long-standing insistence upon recording in rural settings, relying upon the pastoral surroundings of sky, land, and water to serve as an operational catalyst. As such, there’s a certain disconnect between the music and human society, forcing the listener to patiently let the music unfurl itself. Such attitude is readily apparent on the album’s second track, “A With Living.” Cinematic in scope, “A With Living,” comes off like a slow-burning tragedy, sleepily developing before cautiously retreating.
The album progresses as such, with individual songs rolling forward in constrained waves of blue and green only to gently, yet determinedly, recede back into the expanse of the album as a whole. Louder songs such as “The Universe” give way to pliant, balmy tracks such as “A Tender History in Rust.”
The album’s final track, “In Mind,” is, perhaps, the most statuesque and uplifting song they’ve ever recorded. It’s ergonomically arcadian, a loftily constructed blur of vocals by the Akron/Family and plucky, stringent musical composition. Unquestionably hopeful, the track’s dense, scenic feel is perfectly punctuated by smartly illusory lyrics: “When you die, you’ll have to leave them behind. You should keep that in mind /When you keep that in mind, you’ll find a love as big as the sky.”
If there is, however, to be an identifiable problem with You, You’re a History in Rust, it is that the album, at times, expects too much out of the listener. Chasmal gaps and open plains of nothingness dance in and out of the album. As an example, take the album’s fifth track, “History of Glory:” For large portions of the song, it’s uneventful and arid, building into an uncomfortably dreamlike crescendo only to fall into a cavernously pointless mixture of sound and melody. Certainly, the track meshes with the thematic overtones of the album, but at what cost? As such, Do Make Say Think’s puritanical approach to collective continuity is counterproductive because the listener simply loses patience a skips to the next track.
While the album does feature its share of muted sensibilities and fruitless tangents, it would be nothing short of a calamity to label this effort as anything but extraordinary. You, You’re a History in Rust, in a cumulative sense, is an acutely cultivated yet complex entanglement of keenly written songs ripe with natural beauty. It’s an epiphany of sorts, a sort of nouvelle vague that decries musical complacency. In short, You, You’re a History in Rust is a state of mind as much as it as record. And hopefully, it’s a mindset that will catch on with at least some of the post-rock outfits that dot the musical landscape. But even if it doesn’t have the influential impact that it should, Rust is still one hell of a record and, in hindsight, one of 2007’s best.
(Note: This article originally appeared on www.scenepointblank.com)



